yet as stubborn as your split ends.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 2:51 PM
ONE FREAKING FUNNY JOKE RIGHT UP. if not funny den sorry la.
A man escapes from prison where he has been for fifteen years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair, while tying
the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets
up and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife;
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in the prison and hasn't seen a woman in years. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you,
satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey. I love
you."
To which the wife responds: " He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and
asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey. I love you too!"
i love tis joke. and YES! tmw is da day and I HOPE FOR MY PHONE! after 4 yrs in skool, i'll neva forget those pple who gave me bad times as well as those who gave me million good times! =D
bye (:
